Ebay
Today I found myself wishing I could sell my son on Ebay.
I am sure he could command a good price.
I could describe him as;
Type: 12 Year old Boy
Condition: Clean, in good working order, some imperfections
Value: Quite valuable. 12 year investment. Additional value upon maturity.
Other attributes: Above average intelligence. Well spoken. Reads, alot. Doesn't eat you out of house and home...yet. Often self-corrects. Aptitude for electronics.
I know boys don't have near the drama that 12 year old girls have. But this week, OH THE DRAMA.
Ok, ok. Maybe I will keep him. Gosh!
2 Comments:
There is no other option - you're stuck with him. Until he takes a wife anyway.
Don't kid yourself - Boy Drama can be just as intense as Girl Drama! Good luck - the fun is just beginning! :-)
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